Your Grudge Deserves Better Than Therapy. 👑 Submit Your Spite · Get Crowned · Get Paid 👑
Tired of letting your grudges go to waste? Submit your most gloriously petty real-life story free, every week — or go VIP for $5 for extra entries and a better shot at the crown.
Our admins read every entry and crown one Petty King and one Petty Queen each week. VIP entry fees fund the weekly donation pool — and we sprinkle smaller donations to random members just for being entertainingly petty.
How OnlyPetty Works
Subscribe $5 Weekly
Unlock your submission slot for the week.
Spill the Tea
Drop your best real-life petty story.
Admins Take Over
Our judges evaluate creativity, pettiness level, and storytelling flair with zero mercy.
Weekly Coronation
Every week we select one Petty King and one Petty Queen.
The Weekly Donations (funded by entry fees & VIP memberships)
receive the largest donations from the weekly pool.
also go to random members whose stories made us laugh, gasp, or clutch our pearls.
The rest of the subscription pool keeps the platform running and grows future weeks. Fair, fun, and gloriously petty.
Why You'll Get Addicted
Real Cash from Real Pettiness
Your $5 subscription directly funds the weekly donations.
Narration
We don't just judge… we roast, comment, and crown with full chaotic energy.
Petty King & Queen Every Week
One male, one female title (or non-binary royalty — we adapt).
Random Petty Donations
You don't even have to win to get paid. Just be entertaining enough and we might slide you some cash.
Vote for Ben's Weekly Pettiness
The community decides what petty act Founder BEN has to do each week. Revenge by proxy has never been this fun.
Community Chaos
Upvote your favorites and watch the leaderboard get spicy.
Past winners have been crowned for legendary acts like:
- The silent revenge on a loud upstairs neighbor
- The world's pettiest group chat sabotage
- Returning borrowed items with maximum pettiness
Meet the Founders
Founder
Adrian Laas
Founder & CEO — OnlyPetty
The architect of organised chaos. Adrian built OnlyPetty to turn everyday drama into something rewarding — a weekly competition where the pettiest story takes the crown and a slice of the donation pool.
Founder
Noah De Vega
Founder — IT & Blockchain Innovator
Originally from Geneva, Switzerland, Noah has been living on Australia's Gold Coast since 2012. With a lifelong foundation in IT and blockchain, Noah channels his tech expertise into OnlyPetty — building balanced, humorous, and secure digital spaces that bring people together from all over the world. Because for Noah, the future of tech is exciting — and it is all about connection.
Petty Prankster
Hire a pro to deliver your petty payback — recorded and savage.
Tired of plotting revenge in the group chat? Now you can outsource the pettiness. Browse professional petty pranksters — real people with ratings, bios, and specialties — pick the one who matches your genre, drop your script (or let them cook), and get a perfectly delivered, recorded call sent straight to your target. They'll never know it was you… but they'll definitely feel it. 😈
Browse pranksters with signature styles, ratings, and sample roasts — pick whoever fits the vibe.
Tell us the target + the vibe (savage, sarcastic, overly polite, unhinged).
We record it, you approve, we deliver the audio straight to their phone/email/DM. 80% goes straight to your prankster.
Best deliveries get featured, go viral, and even enter the weekly Petty competition.
See Our Pranksters In Action 🎥
Ready to Claim Your Crown?
Your grudge deserves better than therapy.
Stop holding onto that grudge in silence.
Submit your story for $5, or go VIP, and let the admins decide who gets paid this week.
The pettiest stories get the biggest donations. May the best shade win.
Trained to be petty. Funded by entry fees & VIP memberships. Crowned weekly.
We read your story. We judge your pettiness. We donate real money.
Petty King & Petty Queen crowned every week — with random donations for the rest of the chaos crew.